I like to fangirl over non-realistic things like killer dolls falling in love with boys whose bodies they want to possess.
Give me a time and date and I’ll watch porn with you.
Sometimes I get a “writer’s high” where I’m on a roll and I don’t want to stop.
- normal-elf asked:Saruman having a crush on Sauron before Sauron came out as a traitor kind of makes sense. Maybe it's why he went over to the shadow, maybe he was trying to get noticed by Sauron again because that crush never went away
STAHP DO THIS TO MY FEELINGS, i have too much feelings because of this note...
- Anonymous asked:um friend i really dont wish to be rude or intrude on your blog as i know this is //you// blog and you may do as you wish on it, but i was wondering if you could tag your jeanmarco stuff? i really just don't like the pairing, personally, and it's honestly one of my notps. if you don't want to, I understand, but it'd be very much appreciated.
You’re not rude at all, that’s fine.
Just keep in mind that i almost never tag reblogs.
- kairis-matic asked:ooh yay I can ask stuff now! First- I SHIP US. Second, if I owned you we'd watch movies together and we'd flirt dirty/playfully all day and probably eat stuff (cuz I like to eat- do you? *wink wink*)
I do enjoy tossed salad on occasion. But for you, love, because you’re appetite is so insatiable,...