kanrose:

stridering:

MY DAD JUST FUCKIJNG SENT THIS TO ME AND I;M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

LEGIT TEARS

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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let-us-get-down-my-dear-watson:

LISTEN UP
THIS IS IMPORTANT. Take a dollar and get a freaking card and send it to this kid. Heck MAKE ONE. Take 2 minutes to do something good and humanish today people. PLEASE I AM ASKING YOU TO DO THIS.

let-us-get-down-my-dear-watson:

LISTEN UP

THIS IS IMPORTANT. Take a dollar and get a freaking card and send it to this kid. Heck MAKE ONE. Take 2 minutes to do something good and humanish today people. PLEASE I AM ASKING YOU TO DO THIS.

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sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

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lordoftheelves:

Things I’m ready for:

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Things I’m not ready for:

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

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madambitchtits:

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

I love how they keep calling the rapist a beast.

madambitchtits:

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.

#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

I love how they keep calling the rapist a beast.

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freejoshis:

jogging boyfriends u.u

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stinxherrick:

dontneedfeminism:

killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”

Fuck the customer

jesus yes. “can you cut the cantaloupes here so I can decide which one I want to buy?”

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waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

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englland:

englland:

Egg whites? Why not egg blacks? End homophobia now!

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